CAREER OPPORTUNITIES


They offered me the office, offered me the shop 
They said i'd better take anything they'd got
Do you wanna make tea at the bbc?
Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

I hate the army an' i hate the raf
I don't wanna go fighting in the tropical heat"
I hate the civil service rules
And i won't open letter bombs for you

Bus driver....ambulance man....ticket inspector

They're gonna have to introduce conscription; 
They're gonna have to take away my prescription 
If they wanna get see making toys
If they wanna get me, well, i got no choice

Careers  ain't never gonna knock
Careers  ain't never gonna knock
Careers  ain't never gonna knock

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